Cost per Nut
Track How Much Each Girl Costs You To Bust A Nut
Simple. Savage. Data Driven.
“I thought I loved her. Then I saw her CPN of $327. Later bitch.”
Chad, 26
Former Simp Turned CFO
(Chief Fuck Optimizer)
“Found out my ex was a $342 per nut cash pit, while her friend was only $69. Guess who I’m seeing now? CPN has spoken.”
Trevor, 32
Return On Investment Specialist
“I used to get emotionally attached. Now I get CPN-attached. Thanks to this tool, I dropped two liabilities and reinvested in high-yield assets.”
Marcus, 31
Nut Economist
Discover Your CPN
Calculate your cost-per-nut across all girls and all interactions so you can actually know what you’re spending to bust a nut.
Girl Management System
Add every girl you’re dating—from soulmates to sneaky links—and track what you spend vs what you get.
Every dinner, drink and uber… logged.
Every nut… counted.
Auto Calculations
Instantly see total spend, total time and total nuts, to know exactly how much (money and time) each girl is costing you.
Filter by CPN so you can learn which girls and dating funnel is delivering the best ROI so you can optimize your game over time.
Visual analytics
Your rotation, visualized. Bar charts, pie graphs and line graphs so you can see your total monthly spend, total nuts, and CPN averages at a glance.
Compete With Your Wingmen
Create and challenge your crew in private leaderboards so you can compare CPN stats and turn optimization into banter with the lads.
Flex Your Success
Generate shareable graphics that showcase your CPN efficiency so you can flex your seduction skills (in group chats or on IG/TT).
End Simping
Let’s face it – most guys are bleeding money on overpriced pussy while convincing themselves it’s “worth it.” Don’t be that guy.
What gets measured, gets managed – and knowledge is power.
DISCOVER YOUR CPN
✔ Add up to 50 girls
✔ Visual graphs and stats
✔ Leaderboard with your wingmen
✔ Shareable graphics for WA / IG / TT
“I was haemorrhaging $1500 per month on dinner dates and only busted a few nuts. CPN showed me the harsh truth.”
Jake, 27
Reformed Simp
“Was shocked to see my CPN around $200-300. Thanks to this app I’ve been able to get it down to around $60ish. Massive time and financial win”
Ryan, 30
Recovering Nice Guy
“My buddy called me pathetic for tracking this stuff. His last girlfriend cost him over $2,000 in a few weeks and ended it when she cheated. My CPN is $67. Who’s pathetic now?”
Reformed Beta
“Finally a tool for boys! It’s amazing how quickly you can see which chicks are cheap to run and which are cash pits.
Chad, 30
Alpha In Construction
FAQ
What is Cost Per Nut (CPN)?
Cost Per Nut is your total dating spend divided by the number of, well… outcomes. It’s the brutally honest ROI metric that tells you what each win is really costing you.
Why should I track my CPN?
How do I calculate my CPN?
What counts as a dating expense?
Is a lower CPN always better?
How do I start using the CPN app?
Discover Your CPN
Calculate your cost-per-nut across all girls and all interactions so you can actually know what you’re spending to bust a nut.